Thomas Tuchel said he was looking forward to this, and you can now see why. He’s at last given England something to look forward to, and that goes beyond just being at the World Cup next summer.
This 5-0 win over Serbia should make qualification a certainty, given that Tuchel’s side are seven points clear of second place with just three games left, but more important was the manner of it. It was, really, a perfect night – right down to three players enjoying their first international goals.
This was what England had been waiting for. This, finally, was Tuchel’s England. They were disciplined in structure and then dynamic in attack, exactly what he has long idealised.
From a confidently controlled display, England repeatedly released attacks that a notionally robust Serbia struggled to deal with. They were so harried that Nikola Milenkovic was forced into a desperate red-card lunge on Harry Kane at 3-0.
The centre-piece goal, to make it 2-0 before half-time, felt like a launch moment for both scorer Noni Madueke – his first for England – and the manager. It was precisely what you’d imagine when you see such sleek talent. Madueke himself got things moving with a ball to the assured Elliot Anderson, whose through ball was then uproariously flicked on by the superb Morgan Rogers. Madueke was left through on goal to lift the ball over Djordje Petrovic, a fittingly soaring finish for such a move.
It’s the moment that now sets the standard for what this England can be. The most difficult fixture did indeed bring out the best in the team, as both Tuchel and Kane had promised.
It is probably instructive that they scored more goals in one match against Serbia than they did in two against Andorra.
A proper test was required. Too many of the previous games had been tepid fixtures that just weren’t going to enliven the team. This got everyone going.
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Capacity was reduced by at least 15 per cent as a Fifa punishment for racist chanting in a game against Andorra (Bradley Collyer/PA)
Except, it must be said, the Serbian crowd. England never really had to endure that “famous atmosphere”, as the away fans goaded. It wasn’t even like the team killed it with Kane’s 33rd-minute header from Declan Rice’s corner. The noise never came, at least not for England.
Part of that might have been because of the reduced crowd due to a previous punishment, which also led the Serbian federation to appeal to fans to behave themselves.
Part of it might have been that minds were mostly occupied by local issues. The entire game had been framed by protests against the government, and local media even spoke of how the situation led to further criticism for their manager – and legendary player – Dragan Stojkovic. Long before the end, most of the stands had almost as many seats visible as the empty area.
There was some crowd unrest, as well as politically-charged chants about Kosovo. That, like much of the occasion, didn’t really concern the England players. They just got on with it.
Harry Kane’s header put the visitors in front (Reuters)
There was even a sense, around the 26th minute, of the players just realising they were the superior side, and upping the intensity. Anthony Gordon scorched through the backline, Rogers opened it with one supreme turn.
The game felt almost as significant for the Aston Villa creator as it did for Madueke or Tuchel himself. Given how terrifically in tune England were, Rogers now has as reasonable a claim to that central position as Jude Bellingham or even Cole Palmer.
Their very status means such a call may raise eyebrows, but international teams aren’t supposed to be about names. They’re supposed to be about cohesion. England have found that and more with this attack.
Noni Madueke doubled England’s advantage moments after Kane’s opener (Getty)
Tuchel now has a very enjoyable puzzle to figure out. There won’t be any talk that he doesn’t know his team now, or at least not for some time. His four changes were vindicated.
This was why you could describe it as perfect. Tuchel’s England haven’t even conceded a goal in competitive fixtures.
At the other end, there was almost every type of strike you’d want, bar an indulgent long-range effort. The opening goal was also from a set piece, which is appropriate given what Tuchel said before the game about using old weapons. He just ensured that England showed they were about much more than that.
Madueke made a brilliant run to score his first England goal (The FA via Getty)
Serbia’s issues were admittedly showcased by that Kane goal, as a physically imposing defence somehow left such a striker with a free header from a set piece.
Madueke’s goal almost immediately made it more than just a win, before the rest of the team made it more than a “statement”. It was a rout.
England were giving Serbia such a pummelling that a series of drives at Petrovic eventually just saw Ezri Konsa turn in the third for his first international goal. Marc Guehi enjoyed a similar strike after the red card, before substitute Marcus Rashford added even greater gloss to the final scoreline with a penalty.
The stadium was almost empty by then. Tuchel and his England had offered as complete a performance as you’d want.
South Africa have qualified for their first World Cup since hosting the tournament 16 years ago, although they had Nigeria partially to thank for their progress.
South Africa beat Rwanda 3-0 in Nelspruit to finish first in Group C as Benin, who had a two-point lead going into the final round of fixtures, tumbled from top place to third in the standings after being thumped 4-0 by Nigeria in Uyo.
Victor Osimhen grabbed a hat-trick to keep Nigeria’s hopes alive as they seek to advance to a playoff next month for the four best runners-up from the nine African qualifying groups.
South Africa finished on 18 points, with Nigeria runners-up ahead of Benin on goal difference as both ended with 17 points.
South Africa qualified for the World Cup with a 3-0 win over Rwanda (AP)
South Africa had three points deducted last month after being found guilty of fielding a suspended player in an earlier qualifier in March, a mistake they admitted.
But that will be largely forgotten now as South Africa qualified for the first time since they hosted the finals in 2010.
Thalente Mbatha scored after five minutes, and Oswin Appollis netted the second in the 21st minute to put South Africa on their way. Striker Evidence Makgopa made it 3-0 in the 72nd minute with a header from a corner.
For Nigeria, Osimhen opened his account in the third minute from Samuel Chukwueze’s through pass and the same player then crossed for the striker to head home a second in the 37th minute.
He completed his hat-trick soon after halftime, heading home a chipped pass from Moses Simon, but the best goal was the last — thrashed in on the volley by Frank Onyeka.
Algeria secured qualification last week and were hoping to celebrate in front of their fans in Tizi Ouzou on Tuesday, but made heavy weather of it and needed two late penalties from Mohammed Amoura to beat Uganda 2-1.
Amoura went top of the scoring charts in the African qualifiers with 10 goals as Algeria finished their Group G campaign with 25 points.
They handed a debut in goal to Luca Zidane, the son of France World Cup winner Zinedine Zidane, but he was beaten after six minutes as Steven Mukwala gave Uganda a shock lead.
Heimir Hallgrimsson admits the Republic of Ireland may need to do something special against Portugal next month if they are to make it to next summer’s World Cup finals.
Ireland’s relief at a hard-fought 1-0 Group F victory over 10-man Armenia was tempered by the news of Hungary’s late equaliser which means they will have to at least deny Cristiano Ronaldo and company at the Aviva Stadium next month before targeting victory in Budapest three days later.
Asked if the 2-2 draw in Lisbon had changed anything, Hallgrimsson said: “Not really, it doesn’t change anything. We always knew that we needed to go to Hungary and have a win there.
“This looks like we need a point against Portugal, or Armenia to do us a favour in Yerevan. We all see that this Armenian team is no roll-over. There’s a big heart, there’s aggression and a spirit that is noticeable.”
Evan Ferguson’s 70th-minute header – his fourth goal in five competitive games for his country – ultimately sealed a vital win at the Aviva Stadium which could, and perhaps should, have been more comfortable after Armenia skipper Tigran Barseghyan’s 52nd-minute dismissal for a headbutt on Finn Azaz.
Ireland were largely passive and uninspired during a lukewarm first half but, aided and abetted by Barseghyan’s premature exit, forced their way across the finishing line to fulfil their head coach’s pre-match prophesy.
Hallgrimsson said: “Listen, we said before this camp we would take a scrappy 1-0 win and it probably was kind of a scrappy 1-0 win, so we can’t be unhappy.
“We’ve been complaining about the second game syndrome – we must be happy that we won the second game; we’ve been complaining about conceding early – we didn’t concede early, we didn’t concede at all, so we kept a clean sheet, that’s a good step.
“We’ll take the positives and carry on to the next window. It’s just a new dawn, it’s a new day next window – this result today doesn’t matter at all.
“We just needed the three points to be alive and have a chance, that’s number one, so we cannot be reading too much into that performance today.
“It was always going to be a tough match for us – we needed to win – and again it’s going to be tough, just a different opponent, players playing higher quality next time.”
Armenia boss Yegishe Melikyan admitted Barseghyan’s rush of blood had cost his side dear, but refused to condemn his indiscipline.
Melikyan said: “Of course, the red card changed the game. It was a mistake.
“He took responsibility. He said sorry to the whole dressing room. But, if a player makes a mistake, it is also my mistake and for that I apologise.
“If there was no red card and we played 11 v 11, I think we could have got a good result. I thought we could have won, but we must go forward and I think we can get good results in the near future.”
Wales’ record goalscorer Jess Fishlock has announced her retirement from international football after next week’s friendly against Australia.
The 38-year-old Seattle Reign midfielder, who has scored 48 goals for her country, will play her 166th and final international match against the Matildas at Cardiff City Stadium on 25 October.
Fishlock said: “After 19 years and the most incredible journey of proudly representing my country, I have made the decision that the match against Australia will be my last one in the red of Cymru.
“From kicking my first ball with my brothers in Llanrumney, football has been in my blood.
“When I had my debut against Switzerland in Kloten in 2006, never did I imagine I would have the honour of representing my Cymru more than 150 times. Every minute was a pleasure, a privilege, and an honour.”
Having made her senior international debut against Switzerland in 2006, Fishlock became the first male or female footballer to make 100 appearances for Wales, against Northern Ireland in 2017 and marked her milestone by scoring in a 3-1 win.
She became her country’s leading international scorer in July 2024, notching her 45th goal in a 2-0 European Championship qualifying win against Kosovo.
After helping Wales qualify for their first major women’s tournament at the 2025 European Championship, Fishlock became the oldest-ever scorer in the women’s competition against France, aged 38 years and 176 days.
“The Euros was the pinnacle of my football career, seeing the dragon on the world stage for the first time will be a memory that will stay with me for a lifetime,” she said.
“To all the players and staff, past and present, diolch (thanks). It has been an incredible journey. The team has always felt like a family and after all the good and bad times, we finally achieved what we always dreamed of.”
Fishlock, who began her career at hometown club Cardiff and has had spells at Glasgow City, Melbourne Victory, Frankfurt and Lyon among others, also thanked her wife, former Seattle team-mate Tziarra King, friends and family for their support.
She added: “I love you all. Without the support you have all shown, without you getting me through the difficult moments, I never would have achieved what I achieved.
“To my Mum, a woman whose love and guidance allowed me to chase and reach my dreams. You believed in me before I believed in myself.
“To my wife Tziarra, for learning about our beautiful country and always supporting me and us. Thank you.”